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Why do men die first?

 Posted on October 24, 2008      by Suresh Kumar
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we
know. It requires a bit of explanation!!

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet … its male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If You don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision Without consulting her . you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy . that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert.
If you don’t . you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain.
If you don’t … you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.
If you don’t … There must be someone else.

Why do men die first ?

Because they want to.

2 Comments for Why do men die first?

Joseph

This is nice. convey my regards to the person who wrote this. Any how its not u. If u, keep writing ……else copy and paste the writing frow whom u copied this….

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Joseph

This is nice. convey my regards to the person who wrote this. Any how its not u. If u, keep writing ……else copy and paste the writing frow whom u copied this….

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