This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we
know. It requires a bit of explanation!!

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet … its male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If You don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision Without consulting her . you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy . that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert.
If you don’t . you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain.
If you don’t … you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.
If you don’t … There must be someone else.

Why do men die first ?

Because they want to.