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All Experience made Funny

Suresh Kumar — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 03:18:05 +0000

I am trying this new type of post inspired from lots of blog, cinema as to narrow down my good and bad experience as a funny writing. All the content in this article are partially true and some on them added with my imagination. And this is not to hurt anyone just trying the blog in a new way.

Here you go..

இந்த நீதிமன்றம் விசித்திரம் நிறைந்த பல வழக்குகளைச் சந்தித்து இருக்கிறது. புதுமையான பல மனிதர்களைக் கண்டிருக்கிறது. ஆகவே இவ்வழக்கு விசித்திரமல்ல, வழக்காடும் நான் புதுமையான மனிதனுமல்ல. வாழ்க்கைப் பாதையிலே சர்வ சாதாரணமாகக் காணக்கூடிய ஜீவன்தான்.

Coding இல் குழப்பம் விளைவித்தேன், Sysadmin ஐ தாக்கினேன். குற்றம் சாட்டப்பட்டிருக்கிறேன் இப்படியெல்லாம். நீங்கள் எதிர்பார்ப்பீர்கள், நான் இதையெல்லாம் மறுக்கப்போகிறேன் என்று. இல்லை நிச்சயமாக இல்லை. coding இல் குழப்பம் விளைவித்தேன். application கூடாது என்பதற்காக அல்ல.Application உள்ள bug களை சரி செய்து பின் வேலை இல்லாமல் இருக்க கூடாது என்பதற்காக. Sysadmin ஐ தாக்கினேன். அவன் admin என்பதற்காக அல்ல. Process என்ற பெயரில் Youtube, Facebook ஐ Block செய்ததை கண்டிப்பதற்காக.

உனக்கேன் இவ்வளவு அக்கறை, உலகத்தில் யாருக்கும் இல்லாத அக்கறை, என்று கேட்பீர்கள். நானே பாதிக்கப்பட்டேன். சுயநிலம் என்பீர்கள், என் சுயநிலத்தில் பொதுநலம் கலந்திருக்கிறது. ஆகாரத்திற்காக அழுக்கைச் சாப்பிட்டு தடாகத்தைச் சுத்தப்படுத்துகிறதே மீன் – அதைப் போல.

என்னைக் குற்றவாளி, குற்றவாளி என்கிறார்களே, இந்தக் குற்றவாளியின் வாழ்க்கைப் பாதையில் கொஞ்ச தூரம் பின்னோக்கி நடந்து பார்த்தால் அவன் கடந்து வந்துள்ள காட்டாறுகள் எவ்வளவு என்று கணக்கு பார்க்க முடியும். பாட்டொலிக்கும் டி கடைகல் இல்லை என் பாதையில், பாட்டு பாட வைக்கும் TASMAC தான் இருந்தது. பீரை தீண்டியதில்லை நான், ஆனால் ஸ்காட்ச்ஐ தாண்டியிருக்கிறேன். கேளுங்கள் என் கதையை! நீதிபதி அவர்களே! தீர்ப்பு எழுதுவதற்கு முன் தயவு செய்து கேளுங்கள்.

வந்த இடத்தில் புல் ப்ராஜெக்ட் செய்யும் வாய்ப்பு. டேனியல் மற்றும் சுரேஷ் நானும் டெலிவரி வரை கொண்டு சென்றோம்.. அப்படி வாழ்ந்த காலத்தில், திடீரென microsoft performance ஸ்லொவ் ஆனது போல் நானும் ஸ்லொவ் ஆனேன்.. ஃபார்ம் இழந்து தவித்தேன் .. 12 மணிக்கு ஆபீஸ் வரும் டேனியல்கு முன்னுரிமை கொடுக்க பட்டது … எனக்கு அனைத்து ப்ரோஜெச்டிலும் பென்ச்சே கொடுக்கப்பட்டது. கடைசியில் டீமில் இருந்தே துரத்தப்பட்டேன் ..

தமிழ்நாட்டிலே இத்திருவிடத்திலே பிறந்தவன் நான். பிறக்க ஒரு ஊர் பிழைக்க ஒரு ஊர். சாப்ட்வேர் துறையில் வேலை செய்பவன் தலையெழுத்துக்கு நானென்ன விதிவிலக்கா?

நான் நினைத்து இருந்தால் டெஸ்டிங் டீமில் ஒரு நாள் – டாகுமென்ட் டீமில் ஆக ஒரு நாள் – இப்படி ஓட்டியிருக்கலாம் நாட்களை. இதைத்தானா நீங்கள் விரும்புகிறீர்கள்?

வெப் டிசைன் இல் இருந்த என்னை Drupal, Joomla, Alfresco work panna சொன்னது யார் குற்றம்.. என் குற்றமா ? அல்லது டீமில் இருந்து என்னை வெளியேற்ற நடந்த சதியா?? Wanted ஆக வந்த என்னை டீமில் எடுக்காமல், வர மாட்டேன் என்று அடம் பிடித்த வென்கி ஐ டீமில் எடுத்தது யார் குற்றம்… என் குற்றமா? எப்போதும் தூங்கி கொண்டே இருக்கும் பாஸ்கர் மெயின் resource ஆனது யார் குற்றம்? … என் குற்றமா ? அல்லது அப்டியே என்னை டீமில் எடுத்தாலும் எனது டிசைன் approve ஆகாதது என் குற்றமா? கோடிங் கூட சரியாக தெரியாத என்னை Project Management செய்ய சொன்னது யார் குற்றம் ? … என் குற்றமா ?

சொந்த டீமில் சேர்க்க மறுத்தார்கள் .. ஓடினேன்… மக்கள் என்னை ‘கூகிள் கோடிங் திருடன்’ என்று கிண்டல் செய்தார்கள் … மீண்டும் ஓடினேன் … ஃபேஸ் புக்கிலும், ஆர்க்குட்டில் போடுவதற்கு போட்டோ எடுத்தல் மீண்டும் கிண்டல் செய்தார்கள் .. ஓடினேன் ஓடினேன், எனது கம்ப்யூட்டரில் Java ஆவது படிக்கலாம் என்று ஓடினேன்… அங்கும் karthi கேம் விளையாடி கொண்டு இருந்ததால் திரும்பி வந்துவிட்டேன்… அந்த ஓட்டத்தைத் தடுத்திருக்கவேண்டும். வாட்டத்தைப் போக்கியிருக்கவேண்டும். இன்று டீம் எடுக்கும் சிலர்… செய்தார்களா? எடுத்தார்களா என்னை டீமில்?

Bye Bye year 2010!!!

Suresh Kumar — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 23:30:17 +0000

We are the end of the year 2010 and its going to be 2011. Wow! I must thank this year. Life has changed a lot in 2010.

I am just recollecting my old blog that was written at the end of year 2009 (Bye Bye Year 2009). I am sorry to say I didn’t do anything that I planned for this year and it took a year to know the definition for the word “New year resolution“.

Anything that you may want to do in life, you don’t need to do that because you can do that any time. But you have to put a reminder for yourself at the end of the year to carry forward all the resolution next year (Epidi namma explanation)

Over all Glance of Year 2010

Trip to Coimbatore for no reason, spent two days with Mohan roaming, chatting…
My birthday cake cutting Celebration at Chennai International Airport. (while taking this photo, squads were searching a bag back to us which was suspected as Bomb. We were not informed about that to avoid panic )

Kannan Send off and my Birthday Celebration
Kannan went to Malaysia working as Graphic Designer now.
Karthick working as HR more over started working.
Kumar came back to India.
Saravanan and Usha blessed with a Girl Baby. And I named that girl as “Kanishka” (Impact of Anushka)
Satheesh and Indhu blessed with a Boy baby and again here I named that boy as “Ishaan” (Impact from TZP)
Likes of this year: FIFA world Cup, Photography, Raghavendra temple, My Name is Khan, 3 Idiots, Inception, Ayarathil Oruvan, VTV, MMA, Jogging, Yoga.

Turning back to 2010,

Donated blood helped for a heart surgery, I didn’t know what happen to the patient. But still I feel happy for that. (March)
Gifted myself a new SLR camera Canon EOS 1000D and started learning Photography. It’s just started like a hobby and became as a passion, My Thanks to Krishna, Narayan and Shiv kumar for helping, guiding on this. And now somehow the gallery grows to 60 pictures. Initially I got only two models and still I have only those two models. I have to thank them too for allowing me to take their picture. Here are those models… (April)
Vyomitha first birthday. One of the best moments of this year. Gaji, Karthick, and I joined together made all arrangements for the party and worst part was I took all the photos for the function. Most of the pictures were taken badly, since it was starting of my photography, but things gone well and end up with a good party. (April)
Joined SRM University for engineering studies, I can’t say that as my higher studies but still it’s my long time wish and dream that fades day by day. I must thank to KR. Prabhu who initiated and helped me to rethink about my Engineering dream. I must say this as new step in life and I will write more in details after completing this. (August)
Mathu gave an opportunity to use my photo as a front cover of a Monthly magazine published by Navayugam Trust. (October)
And now updating this post from Norway, Yes I came for an onsite work. This is my first trip to other country. The trip to European country gave lots of exposure to the life style here and I realized how I miss and love my family, friends, Native and country too.. (November & December)

Wishes of year 2011

No resolution or wishes for the coming year, I will do something better than 2010.

Looking forward to write better post at the end of Year 2011.

So lets welcome 2011, bye bye 2010 !!!

That Why We Are Indian

Suresh Kumar — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:49:25 +0000

People living here in India are from different religion, region and language. We all unique in our own personal life but common and connects each other in several thought. That’s how we prove our self as Indian.

Following are some of the facts of India, we do and follow several years and we like to live like this

We are more tolerable and we fight for inconsiderable minor issues.
We always respect women; at times we may attack them
We are non religious and but we ask people to write down their religion in all the form
In some states people will not be trained to our national language.
We severally punish small social mistakes and we will give chances only for big criminals.
We will change the government as we want and we will complain them as long as we can.
We have countless traditions and religions, we follow any one of them and we will fight which is best among them.
We mostly use products that are not manufactured in India.
We always struggle for our rights.
We spend more money for weekend movies and cut cost on basic needs.
We appreciate sports players more than Indian Soldiers.
We sometimes forget our real-life heroes.
We love, hate, help and fight ourselves and that why we are Indian.

We all are the combination of different colors in mind. Some narrow, some broad minded, some insane, some idiots and some brilliants and some normal too. There are devils and I am sure that the Gods are more in numbers.

Frustrated Mother

Suresh Kumar — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:31:13 +0000

This blog is about my recent visit to my cousin’s home at trichy.

And this video about his son(sakthi) who was trying to concentrate on studies.

Bavani his mum very much frustrated on teaching him.

Friends sure you must watch this video.

Children are always beautiful. I love to watch this video often.

Cheers,

Suresh K.

Bye Bye Year 2009

Suresh Kumar — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:46:56 +0000

Life is going very speed now a day. It’s seems just I passed the 2009 New Year. Now the day has come and now it’s going to be 2010. Life has changed so much. I am thinking of good old life at my native place and people existing there (even those New Year days). I can’t even see such a happiness and people now. Every person has a second face with peace and humanity but n0 can see that, even they themselves can’t see that. Everyone runs for Money, Property, Petrol, and Gas and of course for the life. But no one is sitting and thinking for peace.

When writing blogs for the site I can write anything that comes to my mind, but I can’t strict to what I am writing because I am also running for something. I don’t know why I am saying this here. But let me share you all something that flutter happiness in the year 2009 and wishes of the upcoming year 2010.

www.sureshonline.com Published my personal site inspired by this person
Started writing some blogs (mokkaya than irukum). When I started writing the person who inspired me to write blogs stopped writing after reading my blogs. (yaaru enna sonnalum suresh eluthuratha thaduka mudiyathu)
Little angel to my home (on April 27) ” Senthil (brother) and rathi blessed with a cute girl baby vyomitha.
Yoga and meditation at Art of Living (on August 17). I might not share this experience on this blog. I don’t think I am eligible to explain what yoga and meditation and all. I will share a new post in future.
Yes I did it. Now I am away from smoking and drinking. I am not tempted to that anymore. I passed four month successfully without smoking. I am sure I will continue to do that.
Satheesh weds Indhu. My friend adventure marriage. I might not share this event also on this blog due to some security reasons from Sivaganesh and Karthick. I can’t publish any photo too.

And now the year has come to the end. I have to say only 6 things as happiest moments for the year 2009. In next year I wish it should be at least 12 (1 per month). Monthuku onnu erukunum nu sollala iruntha nalla erukum than sollurean.

Wishes for the upcoming year 2010

Zend PHP certification
Yoga and Meditation (next level)
International English training for communication (At least to write proper blogs)
Learning one musical instrument (that I discontinued on previous year 2009)
Organs donations at least eye alone (hello wait wait not now after my death)
Donate education to orphan children (if I have excess money)
Marriage (Girl I love)

All things written above are just for blogs and not for the life. I believe that the same blog on the next year will have lots of happiest memories in life.

Bye bye 2009 and welcome 2010

Advanced SEO Tips to promote your personal website

Suresh Kumar — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:57 +0000

When I started to blog, the only thing in my mind was to fill in the page with some content. I used to copy and paste some forward mails for that. Later after I came to know about some technology and I started doing practice for SEO optimization and other stuffs to promote my blog. And this post about the ideas, tips to increase traffic for your blog.

When you asked for name, give them your blog or website address and tell them, they can find your name there.
Set your website address as your Custom message in all Messengers, Social networking sites, forum etc…
Write your website address using a pin on corporation buses, metro trains and if possible on toilets too.
Always have a business card with only the website address printed on it. Distribute that to your friends and peoples even though they don’t need that.
When peoples ask your phone number or email address, give them your business card ask them to check the website in that business card there by check the contact number and email address in that website (epidi)
Give comments at least for 10 different blog website everyday, even though you don’t even know what there in their website.
Inform your website address at least to 10 to 20 people daily and ensure that they visit your site or not.
Add your web URL or blog address on your outgoing mails and make the font size more than content of the mail (say 30px) and send at least 1000 forward mails per day.
Final effective way, if your blog is too worse that there is no sign of visitors, then distribute your blog to SUN Pictures. Your blog will be telecasted at least 1000 times in SUN TV, K TV, Athiya Channel, Sun News, Surya TV, Udaya TV.,

Chetan Bhagat

Suresh Kumar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:35:57 +0000

Chetan Bhagat is one of the most popular novelists in India, whose books have been adapted into movies. Chetan Bhagat was born on 22nd April 1974 in New Delhi, India. After finishing school at The Army Public School in New Delhi, he joined IIT Delhi. He completed a post graduation course from IIM Ahmedabad. He is a good writer and even I started reading novel because of his simple English (Just imagine how simple and understandable his English is?).

His Writings

Five point Someone (2004) but I read this only by 2005
One night @ the call center (2005) But I read this by 2008
The three mistakes of my life (2008) I read this by 2008

This all three books talk something usual that we see in our routine life. But way he tells the story is really admiring. Every one who read these books will have a nice in their life. My most favorite book is -Five point Someone
Five point Someone

This book is about a three guys in IIT (Hari, Alok and Ryan). The book starts with a disclaimer, “This is not a book to teach you how to get into IIT or even how to live in college. In fact, it describes how screwed up things can get if you don’t think straight.” It’s all about how these three heroes survived there during their engineering studies.

One night @ the call center

This is some thing new and imaginary story with some practical perspective. The story about six call center employee Shyam, Priyanka, Vroom, Esha, Radhika, and Military Uncle. It has lot of drama with unpleasant things happening to all of the leading characters. The story takes a dramatic and decisive turn when they get a phone call from God.

The three mistakes of my life

This is his third book based on a real story. The story about three guys Govind, Omi and Ali. Novel starts with an email to the author from Govind saying that he is going to commit suicide. Author trace out Govind location by his email ID thru orkut.com starts with technological stuffs like that…. Business, Cricket and Religion are the base of this story and it has a nice ending.

Try these books and have a nice time. Happy reading

What a Creativity?

Suresh Kumar — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:17:39 +0000

Hi friends here after i am going to write blog to improve my writing skill.

Let me try a new post which is completely related to advertisement.

I always love advertisement that is logical and sensational like Airtel, Hutch and Vodafone .. .

But now here are some new strategies to attract girls through advertisement.

Think of this advertisement like Bajaj Pulsar, AXE Effect,Fairever handsome and Mento fresh.

Advertisement is a place where u can expose maximum creativity. ana ivanga panra lollu erukae enna nu sollurathu.

Pulsar iruntha 10 ponnungala correct panalama

Axe effect potta ponnunga mobile number kudupangalam, date fix panalama am.

Axe Effect – Enna koduma sir ithu

Dei enakada ithu…Creativity ku oru alavu illa.

Appa BMW car vangina 100 ponnungala correct panlama.

namma pasanga local cinthol soap ae vanga mattanga ituhla axe effect uh.

Mento fresh Director koyala kailaya kedachean avana oru vali panniduvean

Lilla pannu impress! vangi sapidu mento fresh…

pala varusahma correct ponna mudiyatha lilla va 50 kasu mento fresh la correct pannuvangalam.

Dei enakada ithu roomba over ah pannurenga…..

keata out of box thinking nu ithuku oru terminology vera.

Nasama ponga da…

MTC vs Vodafone

Suresh Kumar — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:26:20 +0000

I feel there is some relationship between Vodafone Zoo Zoo and MTC logo.

I guess the head of Zoo Zoo and MTC logo resemble the same. If any one suggest a concept of this Zoo Zoo head can leave a message here.

Smirn Off – Cosmopolitan Mix

Suresh Kumar — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:30:40 +0000

This is a new experience of drink.
I had bought some Smirn-Off vodka from Bangalore.
We three karthi, Satheesh and I planned to drink this weekend.
We all searched online to have it with a proper mix.
And finally we decided to go for Cosmopolitan Mix.

Now what is called Cosmopolitan Mix…?

It’s a mixture of Vodka, aerated water, lime juice and a strip of Green chili dipped inside.

Friends have a look at the below picture of how karthi beautifully decorated (anyhow that’s his job) the drink.

The taste is too cool. And I recommend everyone to try this.