Archive: Fun
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Apr 10, 2008
No CommentsWhat is the truest definition of Globalization?
TweetAnswer : Princess Diana’s death. Question : How come? Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving aGerman car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles; treated...
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Dec 13, 2007
No CommentsWonderful definitions of designations at office.
Tweet1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby inOne month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver ababy. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn’t know...
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Jun 06, 2007
No CommentsOne liners — Hidden meanings
TweetToday’s Professional Management FUNDAS1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same”4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!”5.”After discussion we...
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Mar 29, 2007
No CommentsTHE BRAIN OF AN INDIAN.
TweetIT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA….. An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loanofficer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India onbusiness for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that...
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Mar 04, 2007
No CommentsGood moral!!!
TweetOnce a boy went to a shop with his mother.The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle withsweets and said’Dear Child..u can take the sweets… but the child didnt take.The shopkeeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking thesweets from the bottle....
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Oct 11, 2006
2 CommentsLove Letter From A Boy To A Girl
TweetThis is a love letter from a boy to a girl…. However, the girl’sfatherdoes not like him and want them to stop their relationship and so. Theboywrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl’s father willdefinitely read this letter.. 1 “The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and...
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Apr 10, 2006
1 CommentNot a mistake of Microsoft
TweetSome info abt creating files or folders……. The following reserved device names cannot be used as the name of a file: CON, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, COM5, COM6, COM7, COM8,COM9, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, LPT4, LPT5, LPT6, LPT7, LPT8, and LPT9. Those names are reserved cause they are ‘DOS’ device names. DOS...
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Jan 11, 2006
No Comments10 ways to maintain a friendship
Tweet Focus on what you can give to a friend, not what you can get out of a friendship. If being happy is your only motive for wanting someone to be your friend, then you are not being a real friend. Don’t get caught up in keeping tabs on who has given most to the...
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Jan 09, 2006
No CommentsHumor from Great Minds
Tweet“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…”Sir Norman Wisdom “One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.”Edgar Watson Howe “A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates...