Who is clever? Teacher or student?

Suresh Kumar — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:01:00 +0000

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as This was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in Separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….(2 MARKS)
Q.2. which tire burst……………. (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right…..!!!

This is True story from IIT Bombay…Batch 1992

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Suresh Kumar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:23:00 +0000

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don’t know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner/lunch.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

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Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!

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Who is clever? Teacher or student?

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!